Reasons Why You Have To Do What I Tell You Part One

1. Because I said so.
2. Because I’m bigger than you.
3. Because your Daddy said so and there for I’m saying so…see #1.
4. When you get a job and your own place then you can be your own boss. Not really because you’ll still have to do what your boss at work tells you. So until you go to college and are somebody’s/everybody’s boss you’ll still have to do what other people tell you.
5. Did you buy it? No? Then it’s not really yours now is it and if I say to put it up…up it shall go!
6. Yes, I am a mean old Mom.
7. I have eyes in that back of my head.
8. I can hear you in every room of this house.
9. You’re four. I’m 26 and you need to respect my “authoritay.”
10. Because I wear the belt around here.