It's Man Bashing Day, lol

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looked over at his wife and said: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill.
Then he went over to where his wife was working and measured her bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband was feeling a little frisky.
He made some advances toward his wife who completely brushed him off.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

She answered: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"