(moan)

Went swimming for a few hours yesterday...

I'm whiter than a sheet so I get the SPF 35, water and sweat proof.
I applied it three times while out there.
It didn't work!

OUCH!

Imagine that one a hot woman's body and that's about what I look like.

...just about anyway.

The kids take after their Daddy and tan.

Damn it!!

Well, I'm off to suffer more sun and mow down the jungle in the back...