Toilet Humor

She sits on the throne

Contemplating her book

And sighs in sweet content

With goose-bumps on her arms

And tears in her eyes

She moans to the heavens

With bowel-releasing cries

She sighs

And swats at the tears

As her master piece

Is released

As she cleanses her rear

Her medium is there

Clogging the bowl, once again

Though she plunges and swipes

At the foot-prints

The stains do remain

Like a sick twisted game

And she flushes the toilet again!