I'm Boring

I have nothing to do tonight...Friday Night. I remember a time when I couldn't be found at home on a Friday night. Now I find myself looking forward to catching up on some class reading and going to bed early. What happened? I'll tell ya what happened...children happened. Two of them no less. If anyone has a good story to tell...please, let me live vicariously through you comments.

I'm feeling really old tonight.

There was a pianist named Liszt

Who played with one hand while he pissed,

But as he grew older

His technique grew bolder,

And in concert jacked off with his fist.