From ArchieBonkers.com (a link from Rathwel's site)

Yes, it's tasteless but, it's about vampires so I thought I'd stick it here.





Three vampires walk into a bar, and the first one asks for a cup of blood.
The second one asks for some, too.
But the third one asks for a glass of hot water.
The bartender says, "Why the hell do you want hot water? You're a vampire, aren't you?"
The vampire reaches into his pocket, takes out a used tampon and says, "Tea time!"


(Hardy-har-har.....man, that's just wrong!)