If

If I was a monster, I'd be a vampire. Not just because I'm obsessed with them but, because you have "jedi-mind power." Think about it.

I could read minds.
I could fly.
I could change form.
I could kill the stupid people who are over-running the freakin' planet.
And I'd never have to work to keep my diva-liscious figure.

Yet, I am not a monster in that since of the word...Or any if truth be told.

...Though it's nice to dream of slaughtering the idiots of the world. Makes one feel like smiling, doesn't it?

If you were a monster?
What would you be and why?