It's a full moon tonight

Let me give you a "hypothetical situation."

Actually, it's more like a question posed.

...

Have you ever had to fart so badly that your nose runs? And you can't slip it out because you know it won't be "the quiet kind." So you hold it.

...and hold it...

Now it's simmering in your bowels and you know it's not going to be pretty. So you whipe your nose and clinch your cheeks hoping for the best.

Finally class ends after what seemed like an enternity in flatulence Hell! Yet, you move slowely out of the chair as to keep from releasing the tornado of gas swirling between your cheeks.

Out of the building and slowely across the parking lot. Why does it seem everyone is headed in the same direction as you! So you slow further and linger for a moment to let the crowd pass you by.

Once you reach your car your, you do a quick glance across the area to make sure you're alone. Having scanned and feeling a since of aloneness you let it rip before you enter your car. YOU DON'T WANT TO DRIVE HOME WITH THAT STANK! Yet, what is this you hear?

Listen, there it is again!

You glance to your left and notice that this guy is sitting in his car with the window down and laughing his ASS OFF.

How the Hell did you miss him?

So, cursing under your breath and consequently trying not to breath in, you fumble with the keys...dropping them. As you reach down to pick them up it's too much for your colon and another blast of heated air escapes in a "whizzzpt."

Now this man is nearly choking from laughter as you climb in your car and speed off.

...Was it all just a dream?