Getting a late start today...

I'm posing a question and this question is sparked by Pirate's recent post.

Why is it that men in general will not take a crap anywhere but at home?

Now, I know I hear ya'll laughing but, this is serious. (LOL, mostly) Being a woman and able to squeeze it out inside of a few minutes and be done with it...I am not able to understand the man's "thinking time."

Even Ho, mentioned his time sitting on the pot reading. I'm just never in there that long. Yet, I'm sure if I was a man it would take me about 1-3hours to do my business. This topic has been discussed by myself and my closest friends and family before...Actually many occasion as we are medical and fascinated by all things that make fart noises and other people go, "YUCK!"

Is it a territory thing? You would think they would want to crap everywhere then to expand their territory. Hell, I know they brag about their raunchy farts like there's always a contest going on. (Okay, so me and Smokey Smurf are down with a farting contest too...I'll admit it)

But, why can't men "do their business" anywhere but home unless it's an "emergency."

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When Rogue Wit was working as a parts driver he would just stop by the apartment, take a dump, and leave off back for work. Like freaken' clock work!

As you can imagine, I was like, "Thank you very much, love, for stopping by and leaving me with this stink." A stink so bad it was visible to the naked eye and tangible even...It reminded me of a moldy cloud of fog that would sift through my apartment. Hell, sometimes I was sure it was watching me...following me, waiting to strike when I least expected it!

Can anyone solve this mystery for me?