HO DAY!!

(LOL) With all of this really scientific data that I have collected and analyzed I have formulated a new Holiday.

August 12 shall this day forth be known as Ho Day.

I believe it encompasses most of the wants and desire’s everyone expressed. Why August? …because nothing happens in august (except my anniversary, but it’s not like you guys celebrate that).

Ho Day activities would include:

Cards—I believe Blog Ho has made several good cards that would be appropriate for Ho Day. You can also make your own. Subjects can include (but are not limited to): “Ass-kicking,” “I screwed your man/woman…and your momma,” “Did you know your boyfriend is gay,” and any number of other Ho-like cards that fits your needs.

The Ho-down—This is where everyone dresses up like a Cowboy/Cowgirl and dances around a fire.

The Ho-Party—invited all of your friends and their friends and their friends… Everyone who arrives must greet everyone with, “Hi, I’m (insert name) and I like to (insert sexual preference).” Then the giant orgy begins.

The cool down—After the giant orgy everyone stops by their X’s place and kicks his/her ass!