If I Were....

(You get to answer any five of these and then add your own occupations)

If I could be a WWE wrestler (Boabhan Sith)
If I could be gay for a day (Boabhan Sith)
If I could be a bearded lady (Boabhan Sith)
If I could be one of the Brady’s Bunch (Boabhan Sith)
If I could be a mortician (Boabhan Sith)
If I could be a music executive (The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a grandparent(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a computer hacker(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a professional basketball player(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a Customer Service Representative(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be an artist
If I could be a marketing director
If I could be a nanny
If I could be a psychic
If I could be an emergency medical technician
If I could be a firefighter
If I could be a designer
If I could be a policeman/woman
If I could be a teacher
If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate(By Teach)
If I could be a service member(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor(By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime(by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer(by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep(by laine)
If I could be a masseuse(by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver(by Brian)
If I could be a priest(by Brian)
If I could be the Sherrif Of Nottingham(Karen)
If I could be a dancer(Karen)
If I could be Santa Claus(Karen)
If I could be on a reality TV show(Dawn)
If I could be a magician(Dawn)
If I could be a rich man
If I could be perfect
If I could be a comedian

If I could be a psychic I would lie to people and tell them the exact opposite of what I saw…except for my friends and then I would only charge half price.

If I could be a comedian I would tell only knock-knock jokes.

If I could be a priest I wouldn’t molest little boys, but the hot chicks who needed some penance in stead.

If I could be a hooker I’d get false teeth and charge extra for a “gummer.”

If I could be a chimney sweep I would bitch slap Mary Poppins for singing that stupid “supercalafrag…” that one stupid song and make her learn the words to “Wonder Why They Call You Bitch” by 2pac.

I'm going to tag Smokey Smurf, Jerzee, and Ransom Queen.