THONGS & DONGS!!!

Thong, tha-thong, thong thong.......

Today I'm going to go to my best friends little boy's birthday party.

Dayton is three years old.

I'll take plenty of pictures.

It's going to be a forty-five minute trip from my house to hers, so it's not too bad.

I'm still fucking sunburned and am hoping that it's rays will be kind towards me.

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Here's some of my favorite Limericks:

There was a young lady in Reno

Who lost all her dough plying keeno.

But she lay on her back

And opened her crack,

And now she owns the casino.

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An earnest young woman in Thrace

Said, "Darling, that's not the right place!"

So he gave her a thwack,

And did on her back

What he couldn't have done face to face.

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There was a young man of Adair

Who thought he would diddle a mare.

He climbed up a ladder

And jolly well had her,

With his backside a-wave in the air.