...Just so I won't "Die Painfully"

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

1. Mom

2. Boabhan Sith
3. Devona

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:

1. L8ybug 1017
2. scoobydubious

3. Boabhan Sith

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. I am who I am (no one has been able to change my ass yet)

2. I’m artsy/craftsy

3. I like my hair

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. My ugly feet

2. My elf nose

3. My lack of tactfulness and my over use of the same

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

1.Losing my kids

2.The Dark (you can only see 3% of what's going on around you with the lights on...it's less without the light!)
3.Not achieving my goals (…I have so much to do and so little time/money!)

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:

1. Coffee

2. Pop (Sunkist or Pepsi…I’m not a Dr. Pepper nazi)

3. Reading/Writting

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:

1.underwear

2. yellow hoodie
3. a stupid grin

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists (at the moment)):

1.John Mayer (I know he’s ugly but I can look past that with a voice such as his)
2.Korn

3.Spuirl-Nut-Zippers (I had to fight to keep from putting Hootie and the Blowfish…yup…I love them)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:

1.Daughters (John Mayer)

2.Your So Cold (Breaking Benjamin)
3.Mocking Bird (Eminem)

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:

1.I want to learn to make soap from scratch

2.Sleeping through the night—all night—without waking up till the sun shines in

3.uhm…well, only my husband knows the answer to this last one…hehehe

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or ****same***) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:

1. Hands—rough man hands (uh-huh, huh, huh, huh… “you sand rough”)

2.Strong Noses (like on David Duchovnie [sp?] or Tu Pac)
3. Shoulders—I like broad He-man shoulders!

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:

1. Make fart noises under my arms (Smokey Smurf has it down to a science and can even use her knee-pit…damn it)

2. Speak Spanish (I took Spanish I and II…I even made A’s in the class but I can’t speak more than to say, “Tu madre es una vaca de deablo.” Now how is that going to help me out in life?!)

3. Swallow (LOL…this is so much fun, tee-hee)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Arts and crafts (namely scuplting)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:

1. Uhm…I can’t say that here (damn my head is in the gutter this morning)

2. Sleep (I’ll second that motion)

3. Go on a billion dollar shopping spree

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:

1. Nurse
2. Author
3. Evil Scientist

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:

1.Scotland
2Salem (on Halloween…just for the witchy atmosphere)
3.Canada (Hell, I’m happy to just be able to go on vacation)

THREE KID'S NAMES:

1.Anes (I knew a guy named that and I just loved to “mispronounce” it, “accidentally”…hehehe, needles to say Anus, oops I mean Anes just loved me)
2.Ben Dover (more chuckling)

3. Mike Hunt (Ha-Ha)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1.See the Rose Castle in Scotland (I’m a descendant you know)

2.Have several books published and be more famous than Stephen King

3.Learn to pee like a man

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:

1. …
2. …
3. …It’s Christmas Eve and I’m not going to punish anyone but, Smokey Smurf