Soap Box Super Star!

Far be it for me to climb my ass up on a soap box and preach but....I'm gonna!

Now, for all of you, my flock, I wish to speak about the evils of the anonymous commenter! Yes, even I, the HOT SEXY little vixen you all know and love (some love me more than others and some I love far better and faster and harder...Cough, than others) have had my share of problems with the "anonymous bitches!"

This is why they are unable to comment on my blog.

Maybe I get this from my young adult-hood...I don't know. I do know that if you want to say something, be it bad or good, you should be man or woman enough to do so as yourself.

When I first started this blog I had some bastard leave an anonymous comment but, was stupid enough to mention part of his blog title...And though I may be blonde, I am smart enough to put two and two together (that's 5 right?) and confronted that bastard! Naturally he never responded probably due to his embarrassment of being found out.

What was that "golden rule" we all (should have) learned when we were young?

"Do unto others..." Yeah, I like that one but, it's not...The right one for here.

Ah, I've got it.

"If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all."

It's also been my experience that people who leave nasty comments aren't worthy of my time as it is. So I say, FUCK IT.

Ah, such eloquence...Such drama...Such fantastic ratings!!!

If all else fails..."fuck it!"

Some times, I hate cyber space because there is no face to a name and other times I really fucking hate it because you can't bitch slap people. Ah, so it is.

But, what do I know...I'm just from Oklahoma!

I know how to catch a rattle snake. I know how to follow a trail. I know how to do a little tracking but, I'm not the best at it. I've bailed hay. I can tell if a snake is poisonous or not by just looking at it and not knowing what kind it is (though because I LOVE reptiles, chances are I know what type it is). All in all if the world were to loose electricity I could keep myself and my children alive. That's something, right! LOL...And I know how to take cover and stay alive through a tornado...That, my friends, is award worthy. Though I'd probably be a widow afterwards because my husband is an idiot during tornado season and likes to stand outside...Watching the storm.

So...Who's going to marry me when the Rogue Wit gets swept away to "Oz?"