Scooby Doo Does Dallas!!

I'm rather tired of these new and "improved" Scooby-Doo stories. Scooby-Doo and the Lock Ness Monster, Scooby-Doo in the Cyber Chase, Scooby-Doo and the monster in Mexico...come on.

I want something a little more...believable.

Let me...set the scene.

The "gang" in driving late at night down a long stretch of road way out in the woods and their van breaks down. (See...sounds just like the original ones!)
They walk into the woods a little further and come upon an old run down house. It's probably haunted is the thoughts going through all of their minds.
Yet, even though Shaggy and Scooby would rather leave they must find a phone or some gas or something...because they're stranded.
So...they enter the deserted house and find it's inhabited by a ring of prostitutes!

Yeah, something like that...