WEEKEND ASTROLOGY!!!

CANCER (June 22-July 22)-
Enjoy Friday because Saturday
and Sunday are Leo’s day to
shine.

LEO (July 23-August 22, 23)-
Happy Birthday Leo’s!!!
I’m sure you’re going to get
everything that you asked for.
(Or rather that you told people
to buy for you, LOL)

VIRGO (August 23, 24-September 22, 23)-
You’ve had a hard time of it as of late. This
weekend is your time to shine and relax.
Get you stuff done early and be lazy for the
rest of the weekend. :)

LIBRA (September 23, 24-October 22, 23)-
You’re starting to feel excitement in the air.
Go ahead and start on your Halloween décor.
Fuck what everybody else says. Halloween is
only a few months away.

SCORPIO (October 23, 24-November 22)-
Stay away from latex this weekend. Your moon
is in the spandex house which could cause
problems. I would suggest a healthy dose of
leather.

SAGITTARIUS (November 23-December 21, 23)-
Your war like tendencies are likely to start a fight
this weekend. Pretend to be gay and things will
work themselves out.

CAPRICORN (December 22, 24-January 20)-
Three words: Mail Order Brides (or grooms)
Hey, sex is really over rated anyway…and most
marriages end in divorce anyway. Roll one up
and have some ice cream. Then suck it up already!
Hehehe

AQUARIUS (January 21-February 19)-
Aquarius…Aquar-ius…
Isn’t that a song or something?

PISCES (February 20-March 20)-
I’m not even going to tell you what
lies a head for your weekend. You
already know don’t you, you FREAKY
FREAK! LOL, pick me up at 9 sharp!

ARIES (March 21-April 20)-
So…how’d you get the rug burn?
Uh-hu. I know it all, baby…and
the crystal ball doesn’t lie!

TAURUS (April 21-May 20, 21)-
You’re going to do what you want
to anyway. You don’t need my
advice. Fine! Fine! (Runs off
crying…)

GEMINI (May 21, 22-June 21)-
The weekend is looking great for
you. Stay away from the Pisces
this weekend though. They’re
FREAKS!!