The Day After Christmas

On the day after Christmas
No one gave to me…
A Freakin’ hand
With the laundry

On the day after Christmas
No one gave to me…
Two dishes clean,
Or a freakin’ hand
With the laundry

On the day after Christmas
No one gave to me…
Three back massages,
Two dishes clean,
Or a freakin’ hand
With the laundry

On the day after Christmas
No one gave to me…
Four flying craps,
Three back massages,
Two dishes clean,
Or a freakin’ hand
With the laundry

On the day after Christmas
No one gave to me…
Five gold rings!
Four flying craps,
Three back massages,
Two dishes clean,
Or a freakin’ hand
With the laundry


On the day after Christmas
No one gave to me…
Six Chip-N-Dale dancers,
Five gold rings!
Four flying craps,
Three back massages,
Two dishes clean,
Or a freakin’ hand
With the laundry

On the day after Christmas
No one gave to me…
Seven hot men cleaning,
Six Chip-N-Dale dancers,
Five gold rings!
Four flying craps,
Three back massages,
Two dishes clean,
Or a freakin’ hand
With the laundry

On the day after Christmas
No one gave to me…
Eight minutes of resting,
Seven hot men cleaning,
Six Chip-N-Dale dancers,
Five gold rings!
Four flying craps,
Three back massages,
Two dishes clean,
Or a freakin’ hand
With the laundry

On the day after Christmas
No one gave to me…
Nine pampered Chefs,
Eight minutes of resting,
Seven hot men cleaning,
Six Chip-N-Dale dancers,
Five gold rings!
Four flying craps,
Three back massages,
Two dishes clean,
Or a freakin’ hand
With the laundry

On the day after Christmas
No one gave to me…
A ten minute quickie,
Nine pampered Chefs,
Eight minutes of resting,
Seven hot men cleaning,
Six Chip-N-Dale dancers,
Five gold rings!
Four flying craps,
Three back massages,
Two dishes clean,
Or a freakin’ hand
With the laundry

On the day after Christmas
No one gave to me…
Eleven blue tarantulas,
A ten minute quickie,
Nine pampered Chefs,
Eight minutes of resting,
Seven hot men cleaning,
Six Chip-N-Dale dancers,
Five gold rings!
Four flying craps,
Three back massages,
Two dishes clean,
Or a freakin’ hand
With the laundry

On the day after Christmas
No one gave to me…
Twelve hours of baby sitting,
Eleven blue tarantulas,
A ten minute quickie,
Nine pampered Chefs,
Eight minutes of resting,
Seven hot men cleaning,
Six Chip-N-Dale dancers,
Five gold rings!
Four flying craps,
Three back massages,
Two dishes clean,
Or a freakin’ hand
With the laundry